Jan 21 2010
No, ducks, no!
Each and every duck — sitting in a row.
What happened was; the ducks did not know. They did not know they /should not/ be sitting in a row.So I told them.
“Do not sit in such a row!”
And I their response:
“quack”. No, ducks, no! You must realize, you must not, you can not continuesitting in a row. So I moved one. “QUACK!” And that duck went, glaring, back into the row. No, ducks, no! Do not sit in such a row! For when the fox comes trotting, it will already know. That the simplest thing to eat is:
a group of ducks in a row. But the ducks did not know. And the ducks would not go. And the ducks died that day. Oh. No ducks. No.
No comments? Might be some elsewhere: cross-posted via web on my Posterous here.

