Jan 21 2010

No, ducks, no!

Category: Uncategorizedbrian @ 11:28 am

Each and every duck — sitting in a row.

What happened was; the ducks did not know.

They did not know they /should not/ be sitting in a row.

So I told them.

“Do not sit in such a row!”

And I their response:

“quack”.

No, ducks, no!

You must realize, you must not, you can not continue
sitting in a row.

So I moved one.

“QUACK!”

And that duck went, glaring, back into the row.

No, ducks, no!

Do not sit in such a row!

For when the fox comes trotting, it will already know.

That the simplest thing to eat is:
a group of ducks in a row.

But the ducks did not know.

And the ducks would not go.

And the ducks died that day.

Oh.

No ducks. No.

No comments? Might be some elsewhere: cross-posted via web on my Posterous here.

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