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	<title>BrianIO</title>
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	<description>Brian Jordan shares past input via output</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Happy New Year!</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/happy-new-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got this via email from my mom.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got this via email from my mom.</p>
<p><a href="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-100" title="Laptop in front of fire" src="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/1-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
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		<title>T error</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/t-error/</link>
		<comments>http://brianio.com/t-error/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leaned back over the gate to snag this gem

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Leaned back over the gate to snag this gem</p>
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		<title>Moving cars is easy</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/failtruck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s basically a Volvo in a U-Haul.


That&#8217;s two in 24 hours.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s basically a Volvo in a U-Haul.</p>
<p><a href="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/p-640-480-8db34c3a-71f4-45cb-bfa1-c8b6651aecd7.jpeg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" src="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/p-640-480-8db34c3a-71f4-45cb-bfa1-c8b6651aecd7.jpeg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/2cars1truck.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-93" title="2cars1truck" src="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/2cars1truck-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>That&#8217;s two in 24 hours.</p>
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		<title>My first turtleart masterpiece</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/my-first-turtleart-masterpiece/</link>
		<comments>http://brianio.com/my-first-turtleart-masterpiece/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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<p><a href="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/p-640-480-7a1d521c-bf0d-4209-bc98-79510e7fd9d7.jpeg"><img src="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/p-640-480-7a1d521c-bf0d-4209-bc98-79510e7fd9d7.jpeg" alt="" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
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		<title>Two dollar digz</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/two-dollar-digz/</link>
		<comments>http://brianio.com/two-dollar-digz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Fast clicks are rewarded with cheap clothing. 200nipples.com



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fast clicks are rewarded with cheap clothing. 200nipples.com</p>
<p><a href="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/p-640-480-25e5f949-fe8c-4395-ba88-6d9f3e569164.jpeg"><img src="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/p-640-480-25e5f949-fe8c-4395-ba88-6d9f3e569164.jpeg" alt="" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/p-640-480-60835cc9-1cfd-442a-9d7f-69e99f753330.jpeg"><img src="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/p-640-480-60835cc9-1cfd-442a-9d7f-69e99f753330.jpeg" alt="" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
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		<title>Inventing is overrated.</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/inventing-is-overrate/</link>
		<comments>http://brianio.com/inventing-is-overrate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shower chess has already been invented&#8230; more than three times:
1. 2002, Half Bakery
2. 2007, Chess.com forums
3. 2008, My bathroom
First person to play a complete game of shower chess with their room/apartment-mate (one turn per shower) is the true winner.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shower chess has already been invented&#8230; more than three times:</p>
<p>1. <a href="http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/shower_20board_20games">2002, Half Bakery</a></p>
<p>2. <a href="http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/shower-chess?page=1">2007, Chess.com forums</a></p>
<p>3. <a href="http://www.brianio.com">2008, My bathroom</a></p>
<p>First person to play a complete game of shower chess with their room/apartment-mate (one turn per shower) is the true winner.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m such a human</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/im-such-a-human/</link>
		<comments>http://brianio.com/im-such-a-human/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re not talking about.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re not talking about.</p>
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		<title>Greg Smith OLPC Roadmap talk slides</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/greg-smith-olpc-roadmap-talk-slides/</link>
		<comments>http://brianio.com/greg-smith-olpc-roadmap-talk-slides/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Skateboarding &#8212; almost hit by car</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/skateboarding-almost-hit-by-car/</link>
		<comments>http://brianio.com/skateboarding-almost-hit-by-car/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When I moved in to my apartment for the year, the previous residents left a lot of trash. Included in the trash, was a perfectly functioning skateboard!

The first few nights in my apartment, I spent an hour or so skateboarding around this new place, getting to know my surrounding area. The third night, I took [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I moved in to my apartment for the year, the previous residents left a lot of trash. Included in the trash, was a perfectly functioning skateboard!</p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://www.spokesmanreview.com/blogs/vox/media/r_stop.jpg" title="Stopsign -- please!" class="alignnone" width="337" height="450" /></p>
<p>The first few nights in my apartment, I spent an hour or so skateboarding around this new place, getting to know my surrounding area. The third night, I took my audio recording setup on a ride, and accidentally ended up recording a car running a stop sign &#8212; almost running me over. You can hear the car turn on at 3s, running a stop sign (almost me?) at 20s.</p>
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		<title>I snore.</title>
		<link>http://brianio.com/i-snore/</link>
		<comments>http://brianio.com/i-snore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of weeks ago, I went camping with some friends (sup dsd?). They said I was snoring!
Me, snoring&#8230; inconceivable! Who can trust such accounts of one&#8217;s own snoring&#8230; they were half-awake, delirious!
Today, I was going through some of my old audio recordings. One of them was 20 minutes long&#8230; I fell asleep during the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple of weeks ago, I went camping with some friends (sup <a href="http://www.reactivated.net/weblog/">dsd</a>?). They said I was snoring!</p>
<p>Me, snoring&#8230; inconceivable! Who can trust such accounts of one&#8217;s own snoring&#8230; they were half-awake, delirious!</p>
<p>Today, I was going through some of my old audio recordings. One of them was 20 minutes long&#8230; I fell asleep during the recording!</p>
<p><img src="http://brianio.com/wp-content/uploads/picture-1.png"></p>
<p>I snore.</p>
<p>Stage 1 of sleep, ~16 breaths per minute (3m in):<br />
Stage 2 of sleep, ~15 breaths per minute (13m in): </p>
<p>It sounds as if I left the window open sleeping through a cop car siren, an argument, and some cars blasting fat beats.</p>
<p>My recording device ran out of battery before stages 3, 4, and REM sleep. Unfortunate&#8230;</p>
<p>The pros rock <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polysomnography">Polysomnography</a></p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polysomnography"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/Pediatric_polysomnogram.jpg/210px-Pediatric_polysomnogram.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></p>
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